A woman is having her 90th birthday. Huge celebration in the village. Everybody is there - the mayor, the police and a reporter from the local newspaper. He wants to know how she achieved to have such a long life. She tells him about her fulfilled life - and about the 3 beers and 2 cigars she has each day. 'Not to forget a healty and active sex life keeps my circulation going' she adds. The reporter curious now, asks deferentially 'So when was the last time you made love, Mam ?' 'Well, let me think - made love - the last time I did that was around 1945'. 'Whoah', the reporter says, 'but that's a helluva long time ago'. 'You think so ?' the woman replies and checks her watch. 'But it's only 20:15 now.
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A woman is having her 90th birthday.
Huge celebration in the village. Everybody is there - the mayor, the police and a reporter from the local newspaper.
He wants to know how she achieved to have such a long life.
She tells him about her fulfilled life - and about the 3 beers and 2 cigars she has each day.
'Not to forget a healty and active sex life keeps my circulation going' she adds.
The reporter curious now, asks deferentially 'So when was the last time you made love, Mam ?'
'Well, let me think - made love - the last time I did that was around 1945'.
'Whoah', the reporter says, 'but that's a helluva long time ago'.
'You think so ?' the woman replies and checks her watch. 'But it's only 20:15 now.
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