"Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl".
The priest asks, "Is that you, little Tony Funacelli?"
"Yes, Father, it is."
"And who was the girl you were with?"
"I can't tell you, Father. I don't want to ruin her reputation."
"Well, Tony, I'm sure to find out her name sooner or later, so you may as well tell me now. Was it Tina Minetti?"
"I cannot say."
"Was it Teresa Volpe?"
"I'll never tell."
"Was it Nina Capelli?"
"I'm sorry, but I cannot name her."
"Was it Maria Piriano?"
"My lips are sealed."
"Was it Rosa Di Angelo, then?"
"Please, Father, I cannot tell you."
The priest sighs in frustration. "You're very tight lipped, Tony Funacelli, and I admire that. But you've sinned and you have to atone. You cannot be an altar boy now for 4 months. Now you go and behave yourself."
Tony walks back to his pew. His friend Nino slides over and whispers, "Well, what'd you get?"
"4 months' vacation and five good leads......."
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> 1.遇陌生男子騷擾時，應嚴詞以對！不得有暖昧不清，欲拒還迎 之行為！
> 2.親密男友欲突破防線時，應曉以大義；不得有面蕩春意 ，雙腿鬆弛之行為！
> 3.對於異性生理的疑惑，應查閱書籍，不得有深夜游蕩，尋找暴露男子之行為！
> 4.參加好友同學的婚禮，應全心祝福，不得有眼勾新郎、眉挑伴郎之行為！
> 第5項更是精采絕倫：
> 5.如果不幸失身時，應悲痛萬分！不得有如獲新生，面露滿足之行為！
Haha..
Have you read the latest drivers' "10 Commandments" from Vatican?
1. You shall not kill.
2. The road shall be for you a means of communion between people and not of mortal harm.
3. Courtesy, uprightness and prudence will help you deal with unforeseen events.
4. Be charitable and help your neighbor in need, especially victims of accidents.
5. Cars shall not be for you an expression of power and domination, and an occasion of sin.
6. Charitably convince the young and not so young not to drive when they are not in a fitting condition to do so.
7. Support the families of accident victims.
8. Bring guilty motorists and their victims together, at the appropriate time, so that they can undergo the liberating experience of forgiveness.
9. On the road, protect the more vulnerable party.
10. Feel responsible toward others.
http://www.iht.com/articles/2007/06/19/news/vat.php
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