Women over 30 this is for you - by Andy Rooney from CBS 60 Minutes
THIS HAS BEEN WRITTEN BY A MAN...This is for all you girls 30 years and over.... and for those who are turning 30, and for those who are scared of moving into their 30's...AND for guys who are scared of girls over 30.....
This was written by Andy Rooney from CBS 60 Minutes.
Andy Rooney says: As I grow in age, I value women who are over 30 most of all. Here are just a few reasons why: A woman over 30 will never wake you in the middle of the night to ask, "What are you thinking?" She doesn't care what you think. If a woman over 30 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining about it. She does something she wants to do. And, it's usually something more interesting. A woman over 30 knows herself well enough to be assured in who she is, what she is, what she wants and from whom. Few women past the age of 30 give a damn what you might think about her or what she's doing. Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they thi nk they can get away with it. Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved. They know what it's like to be unappreciated. A woman over 30 has the self- assurance to introduce you to her women friends. A younger woman with a man will often ignore even her best friend because she doesn't trust the guy with other women. Women over 30 couldn't care less if you're attracted to her friends because she knows her friends won't betray her. Women get psychic as they age.
You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 30. They always know. A woman over 30 looks good wearing bright red lipstick. This is not true of younger women. Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 30 is far sexier than her younger counterpart. Older women are forthright and honest. They'll tell you right off if you are a jerk if you are acting like one! You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her. Yes, we praise women over 30 for a multitude of reasons. Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal. For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed hot woman of 30+, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of himself with some 22-year-old waitress. Ladies, I apologize. For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women real ize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.
hi, bikerdoc65, i like the last part of "women over 30" the most ..."Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage." ha, fortunately,he didn't disclose don't get a pig which is over 50, it'll be not easy for them to find a little sausage in the brushes. ha, remember the joke... 老婦嘆: "茅草堆裡到處翻, 始終不見槍和彈, 只見一根蘿蔔小而彎."
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為什麼有隻狗比有個老婆好?
1. 你越晚回家, 它越高興見到你.
2. 狗會原諒你跟其它的狗玩.
3. 如果一隻狗是可愛的, 其它的狗並不會恨它.
4. 狗並不知道如果你叫它叫錯名字.
5. 狗的脾氣可以一整個月都一樣.
6. 狗喜歡你把很多東西散落一地.
7. 狗的父母從不會來拜訪.
8. 狗並不恨它們的身體.
9. 狗了解到你必須提高你的聲音才可以表達你的觀點.
10. 狗喜歡在房子外窺探而不是在你的皮夾子或桌上.
11. 狗很少活得比你久.
12. 狗不會說話.
13. 狗喜歡在公共場所被人家賞玩.
14. 要出門時, 你不用等狗. 它們是 24 小時隨時可以跟你走.
15. 當你喝醉時, 狗會覺得很有趣.
16. 狗喜歡去打獵.
17. 另一個男人很少會去偷你的狗.
18. 如果你帶另一隻狗回家, 你的狗會很高興的一起跟你和你帶回來的狗玩耍.
19. 狗不會在半夜叫你起來並問, "如果我死了, 你會再找一隻狗嗎?"
20. 如果你假裝是盲人, 你的狗可以免費的跟你住在旅館.
21. 如果狗懷孕有小狗時, 你可以登廣告並把小狗送人.
22. 狗可以讓你套個釘式的套環在脖子上, 而不會說你變態.
23. 狗不會阻止你買新車.
24. 如果狗在你身上聞到另一隻狗的味道, 它們不會生氣. 它們只是覺得很有趣.
25. 在車上時, 你的狗絕不會堅決的要求開暖氣.
26. 狗不會讓雜誌上的文章來告訴它們如何過生活.
27. 當你的狗變老的時候, 你可以把它安樂死.
28. 狗喜歡坐在小貨車的後面.
29. 狗是禁止進入 Bloomingdales 或 Neiman-Marcus 百貨公司.
30. 當狗離你而去時, 它不會拿走你一半的財產.
長空飛劍 你死了啦, 當妳老婆看到, 你就死定了, 哈.....會修你到換你成'沉魚落雁' 到時你就知道為什麼台語有句話" 惹龍惹虎,不要惹到赤查某. 阿彌陀佛!!!
Women over 30 this is for you - by Andy Rooney from CBS 60 Minutes
THIS HAS BEEN WRITTEN BY A MAN...This is for all you girls 30 years and over.... and for those who are turning 30, and for those who are scared of moving into their 30's...AND for guys who are scared of girls over 30.....
This was written by Andy Rooney from CBS 60 Minutes.
Andy Rooney says: As I grow in age, I value women who are over 30 most of all. Here are just a few reasons why: A woman over 30 will never wake you in the middle of the night to ask, "What are you thinking?" She doesn't care what you think. If a woman over 30 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining about it. She does something she wants to do. And, it's usually something more interesting. A woman over 30 knows herself well enough to be assured in who she is, what she is, what she wants and from whom. Few women past the age of 30 give a damn what you might think about her or what she's doing. Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they thi nk they can get away with it. Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved. They know what it's like to be unappreciated. A woman over 30 has the self- assurance to introduce you to her women friends. A younger woman with a man will often ignore even her best friend because she doesn't trust the guy with other women. Women over 30 couldn't care less if you're attracted to her friends because she knows her friends won't betray her. Women get psychic as they age.
You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 30. They always know. A woman over 30 looks good wearing bright red lipstick. This is not true of younger women. Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 30 is far sexier than her younger counterpart. Older women are forthright and honest. They'll tell you right off if you are a jerk if you are acting like one! You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her. Yes, we praise women over 30 for a multitude of reasons. Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal. For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed hot woman of 30+, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of himself with some 22-year-old waitress.
Ladies, I apologize. For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women real ize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.
長空飛劍，你是說...你老婆還不如一條狗嗎？？？旺！旺！旺旺旺！限時答覆，否則把你的秘密抖出來！嘻嘻！！
諸位 公主 哥兒 們:
俗話說的好，Joke = 笑話，笑話 = Joke ....
怎麼有人就認真起來了呢?! 居然還跟狗兒爭寵....
長空飛劍--你已經浪費了一個小時...準備受刑嗎？
hi, bikerdoc65, i like the last part of "women over 30" the most ..."Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage." ha, fortunately,he didn't disclose don't get a pig which is over 50, it'll be not easy for them to find a little sausage in the brushes. ha, remember the joke...
老婦嘆: "茅草堆裡到處翻, 始終不見槍和彈, 只見一根蘿蔔小而彎."
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