A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, right up to
the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, "I would like to
buy some cyanide."
The pharmacist asked, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?"
The lady replied, "I need it to poison my husband."
The pharmacist’s eyes got big and he exclaimed, "Lord have mercy! I
can't give you cyanide to kill your husband! That's against the law! I'll
lose my license! They'll throw both of us in jail! All kinds of bad things will
happen. Absolutely not! You CANNOT have any cyanide!"
The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband
in bed with the pharmacist's wife.
The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, "Well now. That's
different. You didn't tell me you had a prescription."
2007年2月21日 星期三
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How powerful, that 'prescription' !!
It tells us not to mess up with pharmacist's wife. ha
ha, good thinking, then can mess up with all others',... oh, no, better not including chemists who are even tougher than pharmacists, they can make nitroglycerin, and hundreds of other chemical compounds to kill you easily... ha
Hi Tofu,...just thought about those men, having wives as chemists or microbiologiests, must be living dangerously if they misbehaved... hahaha
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