2011年8月10日 星期三

子曰

Woman asks: If I sleep with 3 men, everyone calls me a slut.
But when a man sleeps with 8 girls, everyone calls him a real man. How come?

Confucius say: 'It's very simple.
When one lock can be opened by 3 different keys, it's a bad lock.
But when one key can open 8 different locks, we call it a master key'.

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tofu 提到...

哈. 想必飛劍兄必定也是萬能鎖了. 哈 哈 哈