Exclusive Singlish Skill...
Even the Englishmen cannot construct sentences using numerals, which is an exclusive skill invented and owned only by Singaporeans.
Ah Beng was asked to construct sentences using 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,and 10... He not only did it to 10, but did it backwards to 1......!!! This was how it was done.
“1 day I go 2 climb up a 3 outside a house to peep. But the couple saw me, so I panic and 4 down. The man rushed out and wanted to 5 with me. I ran until I fell 6 and threw out. So I went into 7 eleven and grabbed some 8 to throw at him. Then I took a 9 and try to stab him. 10 god he ran away!!! So I put the 9 back and paid for the 8 and left 7 eleven. Next day, I called my Boss and say I’m 6. He said 5, tomorrow also no need to come back 4 work. He also told me to climb a 3 and jump down. I don't understand......I so nice 2 him. But I don't know what he 1.
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Are you mocking them Singaporeans? ha..
That's true, their English is really 'unique'. have had several experiences when talking to Singapore people, and when stopping over at their airport,ha.
But, a few are actually proud of their 'Singlish', claiming to be their National identity. 是否#鴨子嘴硬, 不得而知...
Did the Boss tell 'Ah Beng' to kill himself by '跳樹'?
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